Shampoo Sham

I had noticed on Xavier's shampoo bottle that it says "No Tears." Thats great, as having a baby cry for any reason is bad, and if they learn that bathtime = pain, that leads towards a baby always covered with mud who sticks to everything.

However, I noticed that my adult shampoo makes no such claim. I found this rather sad, as when I get it in my eyes it stings and I swear. Still, I'm a big boy and I still take showers, despite the redness around my cornea it periodically creates. While its true that I don't cry over it, the swearing that goes along with the burning sensation isn't fun either. Perhaps they could come out with a "No Cursing!" adult shampoo, with a tag line like "Never hear FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT BURNS MY DAMN EYES! from your shower again!